Thursday, January 17, 2008

The Blog Nazi

So, let me tell you about The Blog Nazi...

Monday I receive an e-mail at work from The Blog Nazi...it went something like this:

"I am about to remove your blog from my favorites since it hasn't been updated in so long. I visit the site everyday and am so disappointed when it is the same thing."

This is not verbatim, if I had a copy I would have copied & pasted it for your reading enjoyment (it was much wittier then my condensed version.)

Now I admit I have been somewhat lax in my blogging lately and I have numerous excuses (let me know if you would like me to list them). So here is my update and it is about The Blog Nazi.

Yesterday my phone rings, lo & behold guess who its is? If said The Blog Nazi you would be correct. First thing I hear is:

"So, have you updated that blog yet? I am waiting. I checked today because I thought for sure it would updated by now."

Crap. Caught. Yeah, I came up with several excuses. None of course were good enough for The Blog Nazi. Once again I was threatened with the removal of my blog from her favorites.

Obviously I did not get it updated last night as was the plan (had dinner with my Sweetie instead.) This morning when I was picked up by The Blog Nazi I was asked if it had been updated. Shame faced is a quiet voice I admitted I had not. I was given one more chance to update the blog (sigh of relief.)

To be honest I am afraid for The Blog Nazi to remove me from her favorites, since I am sure she is one of the 6 people that read it. I couldn't bear the thought of losing even one reader. I hope any blogger who read this is forwarned of The Blog Nazi. I have learned my lesson, I will be a more frequent updater of my blog. My apologies to anyone who has felt slighted in my lack of updating.

Random Note: I love 80's music

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

For the love of all that's sweet and holy! Thank you so much for finally updating your blog. I couldn't take the emotional devastation of reading the same thing. However, I believe I did request a picture of your new thermos, which I see you failed to include. (sigh) Maybe it will be on your next entry a month from now.

Love, The Blog Nazi

Anonymous said...

jeez, if I knew thats all it takes then:

I will be removing your Living Room privileges if the Living Room is not cleaned up by tomorrow...